How are they not related?? Really the only difference is the hair; Jack White's hair looks like mine when I blow dry it upside down. Mary Louise Parker's hair looks acceptable. But I have this theory that if you shaved both of their heads, they'd look like each other/a British man.
Another odd set of celebrity twins that I recently discovered is Christopher Walked and Scarlett Johansson. I didn't believe it at first, but the proof is in this photo:
It's almost as if ScarJo handed a photo of Christopher Walken to her plastic surgeon and requested his face. Does that mean she'll look like this in a few decades?
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I wish I could get a plastic surgeon for my vocal cords so I could request to have his voice. I think that would make all of my sarcastic quips sound funnier.
Anyway, that's it for my celeb comparisons. Does anyone agree with me on Jack White and Mary Louise Parker?