10. Jay Leno
Jay Leno is a douche because he took over Conan O’Brien’s time slot even though everyone likes
9. John Mayer
Let’s see…he started a Twitter war with Perez Hilton (another douche), got Kirstie Alley to develop a crush on him (not something to brag about, dude), used the N word then apologized for trying to be “too clever,” used the phrase “sexual napalm,” and recorded “Your Body is a Wonderland.” What a douche.
I didn’t even have to search for “John Mayer + Douche” to find this one.
8. David Letterman
He cheated on his wife with several women who work under him (pun intended), making him not only a cheating bastard but also somewhat of a sexual harasser. Then he gave a really awkward monologue where he apologized publicly for this to save a few (million) bucks. Also, all late night talk show hosts were kind of douchey this year.
I can’t blame the hot babes for being attracted to his…good personality.
7. Spencer Pratt
He has a flesh-colored beard. He “found Jesus,” which included a baptism performed by a Baldwin (and not the good one). He’s withholding sex from his wife because he’s afraid she’ll pierce the condom. He left “I’m a Celebrity…Get me Out of Here!” and then came back and then left again. Also, don’t forget the flesh-colored beard: weird and douchey.
From far away his face just looks kinda messed up. Hell, even close up it does.
6. Christian Bale
“Oh GOOD. FOR. YOUUUUU!” He yelled this among other things including some long strings of obscenities in a Welsh accent at some poor crew member on the set of his Terminator movie, all because his “concentration” was broken. According to the film's assistant director, “He is very intensely involved in his character." As if rehearsing for the Terminator is so artistically complex.
His eyes just seem to say “Hey, baby…I’m a douchebag.”
5. Kanye West
He didn’t let
What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this picture? I’ll give you a clue: it’s “douche.”
4. Michael Lohan
He has proposed several reality shows about his life, which mostly consists of trying to win back his daughter’s respect and hanging out with Jon Gosselin. He sired an illegitimate child with his mistress and took a Maury-style paternity test.
Not douchey enough? Throw on a mesh shirt
3. Chris Brown
He beat up his girlfriend and had the audacity to continue being famous. Not exactly douchey, just a terrible, terrible person. And he makes bad music.
He beat up this dog after the photoshoot too.
2. Tiger Woods
He cheated on his (totally hot) wife with more than a dozen other choice women, including a “
There are no words.
1. Jon Gosselin
Three words: Ed Hardy tees. Plus he has hair plugs, a permanent sunburn, a belly pooch that he likes to scratch, a budding friendship with Michael Lohan, 8 kids to exploit, and yet again, a history of cheating on his wife. The fact that no one expected him to be douchey (they were blinded by his wife’s female douchery) makes his douchiness seem that much worse.
See? I wasn’t lying about any of it!
Lifetime Achievement Award for Douchebaggery: Charlie Sheen
He has a lifetime history of abusing drugs and his wives, as well as fathering children with various women and “accidentally” shooting and/or knifing said women. He has a show called “Two and a Half Men” which is pretty stupid, and he once had a ménage a cinq wherein all parties left satisfied, according to him (via Wikipedia, 2 years ago. But still, I wouldn’t put it past him).
He doesn’t even have the decency to be good looking.
*note: this claim may or may not have been extrapolated from completely irrelevant data
Did we inadvertently exclude any douchebags?